Dr Shmogie's Beard & Ball Oil | Cedar & Saffron

Dr Shmogie's Cedar & Saffron Beard & Ball Oil

The scent contains notes of earthy patchouli, sandalwood, vetiver, spices, and white musk.

Dr. Shmogie’s Beard and Ball Oil for Humans has been formulated using slime extracted straight from the cloaca of the alien. It’s a wonderful alternative to synthetic silicones to help provide a non-greasy, silky-soft finish. This beard oil provides the perfect tool to help treat beard itch, however it’ll do nothing for jock
itch. You’ll need a different product for that.

It is specially designed to help condition and soften beard and ball hair without leaving an oily residue, because let's face it- nobody wants to walk around
with oily balls. All of our beard oils are expertly formulated with sweet almond, argan, avocado, squalane and jojoba oils to help leave beards feeling soft and tamed. This Beard Oil can be used for treating coarse and weathered beards and
providing everyday grooming and styling.

Never styled your pubic hair? Well, now you can and your balls will thank you for it! With regular use, your beard will become more supple while the skin beneath stays moisturized.
Our formula is silicone-free and made with 100% pure plant oils and Cloacal Excretions.

Beard oils come in a 1 oz. glass amber bottle with a rubber-topped glass dropper. Each beard oil is a blend of natural carrier oils, essential oils, and plant-based natural ingredients.

Use: Apply to your freshly-washed beard and balls, work the oil into your hair from
the roots outwards. Go ahead…give it another rub. Nobody is judging you. Start
with a few drops and use more liberally as needed. Store in a cool place.

Enjoy a 2-5 hour scent and healthier beard!

KEY BENEFITS

* All natural base oils
* Non greasy
* Easy to apply
* Relieves dry skin
* Locks in moisture for skin and beard
* Stops beard dandruff
* Kills the beard itch
* Promotes strong and healthy growth
* Noncomodogenic

For external use only.