Skat Roast Coffee Ground

Wake up B*tch is an Arabica Bean Blend of Medium Roast. Arabica coffee is characterized by its extremely smooth, fragrant and aromatic flavor, with a touch of acidity that lends distinctive zesty notes that combine with the sweetness, providing an amazingly tasty morning cup of coffee.

It'll kick you in the DEEK! 

Don't Be A C*nt is a blend of Colombian coffee beans, Medium Roast. Colombian coffee is a single origin coffee known for its rich flavor profile which includes notes of caramel, cocoa, and nuts. It also has a medium body and mild acidity, making it enjoyable to many palates.

**While it will help you to be less of a c*nt, Coffee isn't magic.  But there is a toy and card inside, so f*ck me, right?

One (1) Pound of Ground Coffee of your choice - PLUS Cards! Plus TOYS!