Dr. Shmoggie’s JERK-IT JUICE

Get the ultimate spank-it sauce from Dr. Shmoggie PhD.’s secret stash for the holiday season.  Made from 100% pure Gathault spunk.  Reduces shame by 32%.  Made with partnership by Amara Bee.

All Low-Dough purchases will receive a free downloadable copy of a brand new Lilac City Nightmare band EP “Don’t Do Crack Down By the River” and a Beebus Bordak Birthday Bash sticker!

With purchases of $20 or more get one Mystery SKATCARD from the 2025 Holiday Terribleness Collection and with $50 or more get three (3) Mystery Holiday Terribleness SKATCARDS!!!