SKATPOPE | OPERATION SPLATTER SKAT | Volunteers

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To begin Operation: Splatter-SKAT, we first need volunteers.  We are raising funds to get YOU, our SKAT-Pope volunteers, a special SKAT-Pope package filled with cool items to not just smear the SKAT, but splatter it!

If you feel like you can receive a box from us (zero financial cost to you), then take a small stack or two of SKATAZINEs to a truck stop or local 18+ hangout or two, and/or even smear the SKAT one person at a time by handing out SKAT-Pope cards, this mission is for you.

If you sign up today, and we meet our kickstarter goals, we will send you one (1) of our 2026 SKAT-Pope Kits FREE, no shipping costs, nothing.  We are asking for your energy to get these magazines (and Pope cards) into the hands that might want to use them.

Our plan, if Beebus Bordak isn’t busy, is to build a small but mighty team across the country to put SKATAZINEs in truck stops (and other thoughtful 18 and over areas) and let people pick them up for free.  SKATAZINE is a free magazine with cool gifts inside (cards, stickers, QR codes and the interactive SKATAZINE itself with QR codes that link to all our shows and Can You Don’t? too)!

Truck drivers travel sometimes hundreds of miles a day and can really splatter some SKAT.  If you are a truck driver and are into SKATCAST, you are really some potential super-stars in Operation: Splatter-SKAT!  But this is open to anyone who wants to do it.

Sign-up in the first 24 hours and there is a special “Volunteer” SKAT-Pope trading card that Script Keeper made just for you.  There will also be some goodies in the 2026 SKAT-Pope Kit for you to keep.

This could be super fun!  Thank you in advance!  The Kickstarter/funding portion of this project begins towards the end of April.

This is first come first serve and has limited spots.  Thank you in advance.  

TL;DR - Sign up this week to help put our interactive-print magazines (SKATZINES) into truck stops and we’ll send you all the materials you need with no financial cost to you. Sign up today and get a special trading card.  Limited spots. All places are welcome.  Limited to humans only.