The Official SKAT SOAP - Handcrafted Small Batch Soap
Dr Shmogie has outdone himself with this one! Are you brave enough to embrace the SKAT? Like....LITERALLY?!
Well, if your sense of adventure (and love of healthy skin) is bold enough and your squeamish trigger requires 'pounds' and not 'ounces', get yourself a fresh, clean-smelling Pile O'Skat!
Each SUPER AWESOME pile arrives packaged for collection and has a resin kitty butthole embedded into the poop- OR you can tear that b*tch open and it’s ready to use! Lucifina Lightbringer has graced us with her amazing resin talents and has supplied the KBHs! 💕
Whether it rests on your sink, in the shower, or strategically placed anywhere the In-Laws will venture, this soap is SURE to turn heads!
This product is handmade right here in the Shmogie Laboratory, and is offered in several scents hand-selected by The Scriptess herself, including Bergamot and Cedar, Black Amethyst, Lavender Vanilla and MORE!
The First Release are scented Black Amethyst - a mix of black berry, vanilla, jasmine and a hint of musk. This makes a fantastic bar for hands, body, or face (if you dare).
Cold process soap cleanses without damaging the skins natural protective barrier or stripping the skin of essential moisture. It is gentle and nourishing, rejuvenating skin with naturally occurring glycerin that attracts moisture back into the skin to keep it hydrated and healthy.
Formulated to be a hard and long lasting bar with a bubbly and creamy lather. This soap is colored with all natural clays and mineral colorants. Due to the nature of the minerals the lather will also be colored, however this soap leaves no residue, nor will it stain the skin. However, it might freak out your friends, so there's that! lol.
INGREDIENTS: Distilled Water, organic Olive Oil, organic Coconut Oil, Coconut Milk, organic Castor Oil, Apricot Kernal oil, Colloidal Oats, Tussah Silk, Clays, dioxides
CARE OF SOAP: to keep this bar hard and long lasting store in a fully draining soap dish and allow to dry out between uses.
WEIGHT: 3-4 oz
All bars are hand piped and unique and will have slight variations in size, weight and appearance.